Who's That Little Kenny Bastard anyway?

You see, that's a funny story. It all started several years ago when South Park was a cartoon unknown to my friends. During the second season (when it was still funny) we got a Jack Russell Terrier puppy. We thought it would be funny to name him Kenny and then teach him to play dead. That way, when someone would "shoot" Kenny, we could yell "You killed Kenny. You bastard."

Shortly after this, Kenny began peeing on everything in the house. I would turn to my wife and begin sentences with "That Little Kenny Bastard is ...". And the name stuck.

On a funny note, beside having a web site named after the little bastard, I bought him a dog collar with his name on it. I just waiting for the day when little Kenny escapes and the phone rings. I can just hear the voice on the other end now. "Yeah, is Mister Bastard home?"